- guy: i had sex ten times in one night!
- guy: you legend *high-five*
- girl: i had sex once
- girl: oh my god would you calm down with your sexual acts you massive slut, why don't you just become a prostitute seeing as you already act like one, oh look there's a leaf do you want to sleep with that too you sexual predator of the night
Look what i did to my hair Last week ! Lmfaooo . #Bordom #Kills
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